You know that story of the guy who would lean against the tree, relaxing in the cool shade, playing his trambone while watching his comrades work earnestly to survive and suceed in life only to leave that guy behind in the dust?

No? Well, then meet Alexander.

This man puts the "Lie On" in lion. He's the epitome of slacker. If you ever needed someone to to aid you in a fight, he'd be the first to bark-- and the first gone. He has a strong reputation of breaking promises and can never keep his priorities straight; he'd be paying a bill one moment-- only to hold it off to seduce some woman.

On the bright side, he is very likable and friendly; often having the skill to befriend anyone on the first meeting. Quirky and impatient, when he would want something  he'd want it right then and there.

Which can be a plus or a negative when it comes to his addiction to sex. The lad love the stimuli of his penis and would almost all the time. He'd publicly stroke himself if he spots a woman with the biggest of asses, and heaviest of jugs. He'd engage in nearly any sort of sexual activity, despite whose involved be it human, furry, herm-- whatever. As long as it has a hole that needs filling.